That's not going to put off the membership Adam.. It's fair game if you ask me.. I love that clip.
Regarding the menu... Here's a few for you..
The CABAL burger... " comes in with attitude, but will sit your backside on the floor"
Fish " head" soup... "A golden rivet with every bowl"
Sycophantic Sausage roll... " can't get it out of the oven because it won't leave the side of its mate the meat pie"
Mystery milkshake..." Light weight and airy, but runs off whenever it sees you"
Captains Curry... "Guarantee to pack a punch"
Obsequious Omlette..." An omelette that blows sunshine up your Khyber and tells YOU how good you are"
Ingratiating Ice Cream... " covers YOU in 100s and 1000s"
Grunts Goulash..." Guaranteed to make you ruuuuun forest ruuuuuuuuun"
Experten EGGS..." Eggs that tell you how much they know about everything".
Sooky sausages..." Bangers and mash that go on Facebook and send PMs and text messages to complain about how they are hard done by and to dob on others".
Heroic hash browns..." Hash browns that tell you how good they really are"
Promoted by ADFA... I think that means Australian Dairy Farmers
Association?... I could be wrong though..
I don't care if I offend.. It's a pastime for me.. If you can dish it out, you gotta cop it back.

.. Pardon the pun.. Dish it out..

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times... I remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty..